Well, we're just your stereotypical South OC tireless wireless high tech low life bottomless pit of wants & needs kinna surfer dudes that does not respond well to authoritative direction. Intuitively, We consistently practice better living through utter denial and a steady diet of peanut butter and xanax sandwiches. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Our Closest friends, family and disturbed fans see us as premature post traumatic interface database cyberspace fanatics due to our super cool heat seeking smart **** bomb kinna attitudes. Like we give a damn what common folk think. People always asking us "what's your problem dudes, ignorance or apathy?" Truth is we just dont know, and we really don't care. And those of you that think you know everything are annoying to those of us that do.

Our global view is that all the World's a Stage, but most of us are desperately unrehearsed and there are far to many freaks and not near enough circuses to gainfully employ them. But hell, we're really just a buncha mice in the rat race of society yet constantly feel like we're diagonally parking in a parallel universe to which we do not belong. 

Chicks universally dig us cuz we're humble, honest, sincere and strict Vagitarians. Does not hurt that we're worth a couple million, I suppose. (At least that's what we tell them).

Most our fans think we're psychotic, except for our closest fans deep inside the earth, so we constantly plead contemporary insanity. They're all just jealous because the voices only talk to us and we have this fear that everyone is out to make us paranoid.
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Basic Fleeting Vocational Abilities

Hmmm, when we're not touring, making feature motion pictures, or fulfilling International modeling contracts, we're all test pilots for classified aircraft, reversed engineered (by us) from extraterrestrial crash sites. (Stemming from our stints with the CIA, DIA and NSA of course).

When not perfecting left handed neurosurgery techniques, or calculating our latest electro-magnetic gravitational propulsion theories, we're all pro surfers, mountain climbers, race car drivers (both formula and Nascar), Kung-fu experts and volunteer fire fighters. (only when we're extreme skiing down the backside of Everest).
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Band members enjoy the usual typical kinna junk such as:

Skinny Skiing and Ménage à Trois Snow Boarding

Running with the Bulls while peeking on Mushrooms

Dropping Ecstasy and Dancing Argentine Tango at a Rave

Twister - Tequila - Baby Oil - Fans - Questions?

Big Wave Surfing while Sipping Frothy Tuna Martini's

Complex Rough Sex cuz We can't get Enuff Tuff Love

Ritualistic Pagan Pure Breed Puppy Breeder Sacrafices

Midnight Beach Sushi and Chocolate Milk Picnics Watching Submarine Races with Chicks we Meet on Tour *blink*

Just normal junk like that

 Welcome to the world of a modern man - a walking talking contradiction whenever I can, I'm a ruff tuff hard to bluff royal pain, I like to eat my fast food in the slow lane

I'm just a mouse in the rat race of society - I try to party hardy just in case I need sobriety, stemming from perhaps an improper Impropriety undoubtedly unleashing a variety of anxiety

I'm just a high tech low life old school state of the art, a modern man, ok Neanderthal playing the part, caught up in fleeting moments of my serenity, wondering if killing time will damage my eternity

So i'm just kickin' it - and i'm trippin' in your modern world

I'm justa super cool hip hot wired heat seeking smart **** bomb working hard at fulfilling my need to have some serious fun - if I try to fail and succeed, which one have I done?

I'm justa ridin the wave, I stay ahead of the curve, goin with the flow never saying a word Welcome to the modern man's terminal tenacity - unlimited broadband outsource capacity

I'm just a low risk high rolling premature post traumatic, interface database cyberspace fanatic - i love complex rough sex cuz i can't get enuff tuff love
I did send my application to the ultimate optimist club, but they're not going to accept me!

I use to be somewhat sorta kinda very indecisive, compulsively impulsive, repulsively devisive monitoring life with care observation everything in stride with excessive moderation

Welcome to the world of a modern man - I got have no doubts, no regrets no pain no sorrow I might plan to be somewhat spontaneous tomorrow Welcome to the world of a modern man - Check my PDA every day I got no plan

Yah, It's hard to put a price on music - the only true universal language of Humanity.

Actually, we'll send you a signed copy of our recently digitally re-mastered CD completely, totally 100% FREE!  Just pay 9.99 for handling, processing and shipping... hah (refer to the song "lies") 

It sounds "really really" groovy compared to MP3's - On the Inside cover, we'll reveal the true origins of the Universe - Humanity - and what's in store for 2012 - No really! Having a clue can save your life!

Coming Soon Cuz U Gotta Have It!

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